Why am I only ever shown sitting and smoking? Surely some one some where must have a photo of me doing something all sporting and butch. Anyone?

Spike as I recall you were not the slightest bit sporting or butch and you wore the most lurid socks I have ever seen ! You were a delightful chap though with a great sense of humour and a wonderful way with words.

Gordon, it didn't show on the outside but on the inside I was running around kicking things and throwing things and catching things. My fantasies didn't all involve girls. Although....